Retro 51 Honey Bear Limited Edition Pen Sealed Serial #1

This friendly bear has been acid-etched on the barrel and finished with a honey-toned copper plating complete with bright yellow lacquer accents. Each piece has its limited-edition number engraved on the top ring of 812 pieces, inspired by the 12 ounces of golden goodness and packaged in a matching gift tube. Remember, you can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar. But so far there has been no vinegar-style rollerball. I suggested it, but they soured on the idea. By the way, do you know that honey is very good on ice cream? Let's face it, no one around you will have this same pen, so should some sticky-fingered pen thief take it from you, it will be easy to find the perpetrator. (I have a police rollerball listed right now, if you want to send it to go get Honey Bear out of the mess it's landed in.) And if it draws your flies, try my new fly swatter pen! (Just kidding about that one.)